Be advised, but it’s only a possibility.
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Murder in Mayfield
This is kind of hilarious (or as hilarious as a story about murder can be) and great and I learned what priapic means.
Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro blamed the toilet paper shortage on anti-government forces, looking to destabilize the government that is still looking to shore up power following the death of Hugo Chavez.
A commerce minister blamed the shortage on “excessive demand,” which was stirred up by a “a media campaign that has been generated to disrupt the country.”
What I’m worried about is when my generation gets older. They don’t know the effects of using computers your entire life yet. When we turn 65, are our eyeballs going to burst into flame and melt out of our skulls?
JPC/WBG/KCG/LCG/EMG/JHG/KEG
As a family, we’re really not doing that well in terms of having initials you can pronounce. KEG is one of the youngest. Children are our future, thank god.
When people offer to take a message on the phone and I say yes and then they go off forever trying to locate a pen and paper I feel like THAT WAS SUCH AN EMPTY OFFER!
What the hell is the deal with funfetti?
Like, the ‘con-’ has nothing to do with the nature of confetti, right? Togetherfetti? So why replace that part with fun? Isn’t confetti by its very nature fun? Who ever heard of a sad confetti party? I guess I just don’t like it when usually corporations try to make something cute or clever by replacing part of a word with something that serves their purposes regardless of the functionality of the new made-up version.
For years, the federal government bought the industry’s excess cheese and butter, an outgrowth of a Depression-era commitment to use price supports and other tools to maintain the dairy industry as a vital national resource. This stockpile, packed away in cool caves in Missouri, grew to a value of more than $4 billion by 1983, when Washington switched gears.
Montreal
This was my dorm at McGill! See the window with the 4 on it? That was mine. I had to repel down from the roof to get in, which sucked in the winter, but boy howdy, if you love a view of a frozen wasteland!!!
(Source: ataqueaereo)
I hate it when I talk to someone on the phone and they sound like they might be hot but then when I google them I can’t get anywhere to find out if they’re hot.
I will now tell you about the ads currently showing themselves on my gmail and offer my explanations as to why they are there
-Golf Swing Tips?
The only reason I can think that this would be there is that I was emailing Reed about his dodgeball birthday party and my friend Robert about doing bumper cars, so maybe gmail thinks I like sports.
-1 Free Psychic Reading
Maybe because….well it’s CaliforniaPsychics.com, and my sister lives in CA….so that?
-Vietnam Veteran Store
I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHY THIS IS THERE
-Red Worms For Sale
Also no fucking clue. Who do they think I am? A veteran who loves boring ‘sports’ and went crazy as a POW so now believes in psychics.
It’s called ALPHAbet for a reason.
Suck it, all other groupings of letters.
Got to hear Matt Berninger say “Do you have to go potty at all?” do his daughter in that beautiful baritone. Big moment for me.
UPDATE: I read the bottom of the box and these tissues were manufactured in Mississauga, Ontario. Is Canada trying to tell me something? If I pull out this dark tissue, will set in motion a chain of events that once begun, cannot be stopped, and can only end in my demise?
Pulled out a tissue. THE REST OF THE BOX CONTAINS A DIFFERENT COLOR OF TISSUES. A girl I work with says they do that in uk to warn you of your imminent death or whatever. So they need color coded tissue alert system?
